Man looks at a mirror and sees a blonde woman, it's definitely not him (unless it's a metaphor)
Some punk child put out chicken drumsticks for santa. But he is vegan. look at him cry, and his jolly old belly rumbles as he slowly starves
A woman with large breasts says "Yay!" while holding a picture of herself.
Bontz 3
Tom Hank's character in Cast Away throws Wilson off of a cliff to his death
She who controls the Spice controls the universe.
God has it out for a snake
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