Quack.
A mountain goat is throwing up.
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OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU CREATED ME, IM A MAN WITH A HOUSE FOR A TONGUE AND HOUSE HAIR!
Crest toothpaste wants some cookies. What is a tube of teeth cleaning goo to do?
cow crossing the road
YOU ARE DEAL.
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A man is giving a blowjob to a blue pony. The words "I hate 'Bronies'" and "what enormous queers" are around there. And the pony is cumming.
A smiling dick orbits a planet, the planet looks the other way while thinking 'Nope, just nope the fuck off.'
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