crazed bloodshot eye man is mowing down birds with his car
pizza on the moon
The bloody ship was tawrn apahrt on the bloody shahrp reef. We find joy in the bloody simplest things. Bloody oath mate.
"Sss ssss, ss s sss sssss ssss, ssssssss ss sss ssss." -Sssssss Sssssss
Oh no! a door!
purple lion with wings and a lizard tail and rainbow teeth in the jungle eating a yellow zebra
some guy swallowed his accordion whole
Dat ass
Would celebrating for no reason be inappropriate right now? No. With Love... Mittens.
A chubby-cute witch, trying to turn a man into a potion, but he keeps eating the ingredients, so she's hitting him with her broom.
a man so incredulous that his face froze
earth is caught in a spider web, ROTATION IS A LIE. FLAT EARTH IS JUST A RED HERRING, ITS A BALL BUT IT DOESNT SPIN!
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