green tortoise holding a cup of tea is appalled by your stupidity
"Alright, pretzel-fish... looks like your new marketing campaign, 'Lick My Salty Brown Fish,' is causing our sales to hit rock-bottom..."
THE CAR BROKE DOQWN
Black jesus has been crucified, although the gray cross penetrated his chest...
Tree trying be free
Oscar the Grouch hiding in his can
A robot woman at McDonald's kissing a hamburger that she seems to be in love with.
A kungfu movie
A man wearing a morph suit covered in rhinestones of various colours threatens you with a baguette.
you call for help. nobody came.
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