A man starts a potato fight
Shoot the walrus!!!! It's The Thing!!! SHOOT IT!!!
A kid eats Lucky Charms. Apparently the rainbow is his favorite marshmallow, a point he'll be discussing with his psychiatrist years later
blue man happily sticks his tongue out
A screaming goat
A dude is puking up silly string
snake bitch
The peeps prepare their assault on their long time enemy, tiny-armed Mohawk lizard
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIDE I MUSTVE CALLED 1,000 TIMES.
Male stripper gets confused as to why the bills he receives seems to get stuck to his dick.
Sexy pink moustache man looks at modern art
A golf club plus an exposed scrotum equals...?
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