HI! Just your friendly neighborhood blooper, here to make sure its impossible for you to be in first place for too long! Suck it up Mario!
Sweet Elephant blasting water through its trunk
A strange hairy blue caterpillar looks like it's jizzing. is it?
Censored purple thing
ROOOOSSSSSSSS
Peggy Hill's breast augmentation.
SPIDER AT COMPUTER
A sad looking man, holding a gigantic champagne bottle that looks to be empty. His forehead is adorned by a work out band.
Giant pink thing is gross
Black truck dumping shit all over unwilling people
Flying dinosaur
Wrong password on phone... fuck
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