Burger King
The russians blew up earth
a snail on the nose of a collared dog
IM GONNA SLAP YOU WITH THIS PUSSY
kitty lives!
Snake licks Meryl's ass
Doritos are fantastic
A lovely pink and purple unicorn
an ugly lady thinks she looks good
box of fags becomes sentient and eats people
white girl drunks have a party
"The Sims is a poor Mans second life Not that that Matters of course Because after all they both amount to a lack of a first life" in orange
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