you are a moshroom harry.
A star farts. It's magnificent.
genocider
a man made entirely of urine pouring ketchup on children
an angry alien floats towards the earth, which is sad because it hates illegals
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shrek playing some fucken chess
Cocksucking baby.
Two witches took a dump in a basket with a bunch of people watching.
Two snakes listening to music on headphones
ruined the chain
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