The emoticon that singlehandedly derails every /v/ thread
Man about to kill his son upon finding out that he has pre-paid subscriptions to the Old Republic, for a period no fewer than 2 years.
Reddit.
80% of Reddit that thinks the only employee at Valve is Gabe Newell
A metroid gets green, and fuzzy, and harmless.
A NASA penis rocket heading for Saturn.
Aztec figure gets a special delivery of dragon dildos.
Disgruntled internet user
Tony, who is red for some reason, looks at a clock and calendar.
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