Frog on building: "Dude, that's chunky!"
a floating head speaks an alien language to a fly.
a bodyless man says "there will be dolphins everywhore"
listen here cum slut, i bet you 5 million dollars that you don't own a bird. but guess what? i own 7.
Starfish and Seashell.
The real reason that that infamous chicken crossed the road.
I'm not even trying. :U
Some dude that got stuck outside while his friends are in a concert watching Bruce Springsteen .
The guy whose hair is the stuff they make Chia pets out of is being followed by a tiny rain cloud.
A grave saying "here lies someone"
CONTRACT? :3
jew nosed man loves fanta
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