A duck is smoking weed with an alien in space. The duck is conspiring with the alien to eradicate humanity in exchange for superiority.
A chicken, shedding tears of regret over its own short life, ponders how it managed to be stabbed through the stomach with a mace.
Bilbo Baggins mad at Gandalf for bringing all of those damned dwarves into his house.
Nacho cheese on a black sausage
Don't tell me what I can't do!
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