Sollux compliments Latula absently, not realising the effect it will have on her feelings.
Lol ur face
lethal weapon 9
Lord Percy from Blackadder the First but he has a bionic right eye (your left)
A man was burnt in a fire and didn't turn into ask, but coal instead
There's a Jack O' Lantern on the doorstep OoO
The faces of the murderer's victim's line the grass, and they all wear the same expression: smiling.
A bunch of kids getting ran over by their drunken school bus driver
You GF's gonna leave you if you keep on loving yourself and eating cookies that much.
You better not choose Comic Sans MS, or I will come round to your house and rek your whole family w/ my 420 kwikscops m9
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