"I'm back kids!" "Hi dad! Me and Suzy were playing with a knife! She's dead now!" "Good job, Rachel!"
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deer in headlights
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While fencing with a bull, the gentleman discovered that his wife is literally everywhere in the universe. (Was this the plot to a movie?)
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