Hella Jeff is a crab.
Half bird, Half man, he sits happily on a bucket in the grass. his shirt says "ONE COIN TO MY YATCH"
zombie horse
child riding a giant turtlerhino
I am alpha and omega. The beginning and the end.
Someone just imagined the night he was conceived
your hat as of this exact moment
egg nog
try and make a fast car
Psy-e-I.... DUCK
OH GOD THIS THING IS DISGUSTING BLLLLLEEEEGHGHGHGHHsregherh
Obese lady eats tiny hamburger
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