A goldfish eating a cookie
einsteins law that every lightbulb is composed of an anvil and an atomic bomb
human wearing a shirt saying the shirt is a good shirt but the shirt is toxic
a house with a tree inside
Grandma was supposed to crochet kittens, but only did the ears and went berserk after that (MashaX @tonyballoni)
Harry potter and Snape competing to see who can make a better paper airplane
a nice red scarf
Young lad ganders at his pa trimmin' his whiskers.
A tiny bald man is worried about the floating jar of JIF peanut butter that is just above him and to his left.
Stick of butter doesn't want to be eaten so he pretends to be ejaculate.
Kermit the frog, but he is a Sun god who decided that the sun is a loser and banishes him to darkness forever.
The god Apollo offers to engage in some fetish vore foreplay with his tiny, neckbearded, transgendered girlfriend.
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