A pregnant kangaroo is at a bus stop that is crowded and has a sign that says FML
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a lethal cigarette approved by a sean connery
been had swag
wtf ops
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angry bird omelette
dead cherry man
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Naked man holding a pumpkin he just carved says "I have made a mistake here" moments before lowering it down to his crotch
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