flying laptop with genitals startles a blonde
Guy is happy that he can balance his glass of orange juice on the tip of his....well...you know
Fat little green alien thing totally insults the sun who is just flabberghasted by this!
Turtle in distress
Welcome to the octagon, tonight, in the red corner, a man with a roll of toilet paper, and in the blue corner, a massive $h!t! Ready? Fight!
A very good drawing of Kermit the Frog screaming while having violent explosive diarrhea
The Negative cheese. the void swiss. limburgher noir. it stands alone.
Racist olympics
no ghosts, so eat magic, creep
your welcome
America elects a tall purple stickman with a square head president. It is the greatest time of peace and prosperity ever known
A dog parent catches his dog son watching cat porn. That's it!! We are not having that sort of smut in this family of dogs!!!
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