Could fry an egg on the cement?
A can of green beans.
Satan is drunk and telling stories to Jesus
Cherry juice and orange juice fight over a circle.
Boob+boob=Extra 4 inches
shitting dick nipples
Simon from the Lion King
An alien malt ball throwing contest vs. a smiley faced yellow bean bag.
A volcano the shape of a man with a long nose staring at birds in the distance who are doing offensive hand signals to him.
a nipple
White, squiggly blob pooping out some black lines and an orange core drill with green handle.
How McNuggets are really made...
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