An indifferent face and a religious hand hovering over a stunning pink ocean.
vampire loves his pet turtle maurice (my friend thinks it's a chubby vampire fly but he's a dumb shit and should get his own account).
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sausages compared to a penis
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Minecraft
i want to lick the nipple on the left, but the one on the right not so much. why'd you get lazy?
Winston Churchill is skateboarding, in space, near Saturn.
smelly cheese equals smelly poop
koolaid man throws up
insecure woman
aftermath of a man wearing glasses that got punched in both eyes
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