A black Jesus with no legs and just arms + a dick and He is eating watermelon. Cause He's black, I guess. Haha.
tree crying
gay super saiyan
jew christian rastafarian
A shitty stick figure on a lame transparent surf board on crudely-drawn ocean. This sucks.
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a snake with appendages made from intestines, stuck in a tight space
Watcha gonna do with all them beans, all them beans inside your jeans
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