The number 1 pretends not to notice as his biggest fan (the golden snitch) sneaks up behind him.
This year's Christmas theme: CARROTS. Santa is dressed in a cute carrot outfit and has filled a stocking with carrots.
Pink, purple, and green children are dying in a bar, but can't be served the whiskey that will save their live from the blue bartender.
EUA to punch baby
Someone found a golden Christmas tree.
everything must run it`s course
legoman with a yellow gun or a boner....
Satan axes his already LOW LOW PRICES, represented by a pink man.
A blue bean teaching some red and green beans to be nazis.
a man with red nail polish on his feet is bodybuilding, completely naked.
will will smith will smith
A sword decapitates someone while claiming "Chase is gay"
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