the cow jumps over the moon

fu manchu lego guy being eaten by a sock puppet

Doodle or Die

At the numbers party 8 is a social outcast. 6 exclaims he is a necropheliac to 9, his new bride, who is displeased. 7 wants to eat 9!

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What at first the teacher thought was an apple, turned out to be a bomb...

Shark jumping out of the water to show off his swank new orange necktie

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An alien on an acid trip

Doodle or Die

Picachu is frustrated with the two party system in today's politics. This could be the start of a revolution...

Corn + toast == ? (possible choices: chinchilla talking to duck; watermelon on cloud; witch in traffic; emo poptart)

I just blue myself. And my features are grey.

The porcine flying spaghetti monster

A watermelon takes a nap on a cumulonimbus.

The Invisible Man, at his first day of work with the bomb squad, is distracted by the fact that a component of the bomb looks like an apple.

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