MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YA FUCK

I just came inside you

A wig robbing a bank

Next time you're on fire, I'll remind you.

What I said to your mom last night before I sodomized her

The point of view of your car when your ex-girlfriend sucks your car (Oh wait you dont have either. Well, just pretend you do.)

ISIS TAKES OVER THE ANTARCTIC AND TRAINING PENGUINS TO SUICIDE BOMB OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE'RE ALL FUCKING GOD LORD SAVE US ALL

The architect for the golden gate bridge was suddenly bashed in the back of the head with a trash bin lid while drawing the design.

Country Music

A fucking shithead

GEMS FOR VIRGINITY

Pig falls into a pile of mud but then the mud starts raping the pig and the pig feels violated. #GGPigVirginity