I pledge allegiance to comedy. Hahahahahahaha. ha ha. I also pledge my undying alliance to the patron saint of comedy: Garfield.
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a lizard giving the ground a fire kiss in front of a cactus
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urinal
Step one: bang a drum with your testicles
A friendly man offering candy to good little children from his van.
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perry the platypus
red coffin with a blue cross
You give love a bad name
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