Jason, lay flat on the floor, wearing his 'I <3 chicken embryos shirt'- regretting having starched it so stiff- he was unable to move.

Sexy gynoid about to stab a TV.

one of the phantoms from 'Spirits within'

Goddamn land-sharks are stealing that guy's land. God damnit. Not again. Those assholes.. just.. fuck...

Cactus-man uses his telekinetic abilities to suck water up from a puddle. Angrily.

When no one was looking, the grinch stole 40 christmas trees. That's as many as four 10's, and that's terrible.

You see, this is why you didn't see any female oompaloompas . They're medusas and often petrify their mates, which is why they came to earth

Back in my day, we only had 3 kinds of vices to peruse on our computers. All of which used punch cards and were shared among the college.

When Danny Luxbang turned around 3 times, crouched and then kicked- he found he had unlocked his secret move. The Ninja Kick Explosion.

Has your ass been checked? You, right now- check your ass. Is it still there? Good, check that off your to-do list.

Space Marine

Pony-Hamlet, lamenting his poor friend Yorick, reciting the most well-known line from the play.