ninja vs pirate
Agent Woman has earpieces inserted into both ears, someone asks what they are, the earpieces tell her to say she has an ear infection.
Banjo-Kazooie with a hard bone
A face gazing at the sky, bleeding from both nose and mouth. Considering to pierce his baseball bat.
a cow with brown spots
A man sitting on his television watching his favorite episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians on Chair.
Cat-tain America is here!
the brave little toaster
waking up from coma with aids... unlucky
Subterranean Olympic torch running.
a turtle with an abnormally large eye cutting someone in half with a light saber
Hitler assfucking jewish babies.
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