Starving and having scoliosis is painful.

As you progress with martial arts one day you will be able to punch smoke and knock smoke out.

A paramecium licks an atom and gets its tongue stuck. The atom is speechless.

Spy versus Spy where the white spy is sooo excited that to he will get black spy with a nuke. White spy is too close, this kills both spys.

You are in a graveyard with a hill, a tree and a mausoleum. You must discover who lives there before nightfall, OR ELSE!

A person is intimidated by the prowess and gargantuan size of a waffle cone. The cone is angry.

A crying teenager in the mountains turns around to look at his father after hearing "Son, you there?"

Aligators make the best referees. This one is the shit because he wears his hat backwards, bra.

A happy almost teary eyed man looks at you and says "I wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for you."

Ninja Dexter is one with the shadows. Scientifically he will prepare for his next kill.

A spider is not satisfied with the potential of being bludgeoned.

It was a cold dark morning and something foul was afoot.