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A naked man is fired by a giraffe. "IDC" he declares. His penis: missing in action. His dignity: unbroken.
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Towhead brings ghost a glass of grape juice.
Bulletproof Boobs Vs. The Jersey Shore
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Butter monster eats man!
Mitt left another debate unscathed. Rick Santorum wasn't as lucky.
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