Spiderman splooged orange, his head flew off, and he shot someone
CARRRRRRRL! You can't poison orphans! Poison kills people, Carl! I don't think I want to associate with you any more Carl!
a few colored balls at 8:09pm
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dead, buck-toothed pope.
Ghost and turtle in love
The carrot army is holed up in the fabulous castle.
Edward Veggie Hands pisses himself
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A diamond is reflecting red light.
my first thought is 4chan and memes and bad things to say like this iim the funniest
a man is pounced on by a cat jumping from a tree.
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