Big Ned is a little white bird with big dreamy eyes, a small red beak, and only 4 black feathers.

A crying man inhales a fart.

Batman wakes up at 3 am, intending to rape crime up the ass. He could also use a shave.

An old man with tiny glasses and wiggly legs says that he went to high school with thomas jefferson

Scales, scales or scales?

A crying man kisses his valentine's day card.

A sad gingerbread man plays jump rope!

A snake climbed up a ladder, only to get chopped in half. A deadly game of Snakes and Ladders, to be sure!

Sonic-Pacman!

A guy in a diaper gives the birthday boy - a dinosaur - a large piece of chocolate! Yum.

An apple suffers from having lots of nails stuck in it.

Bill o'Reilly holds a live performance!