One of Santas Reindeers finds Santas corpse. In despair, it yells "MY GOD! NOT LIKE THIS!"
a clown fish wants a red monster with a horn to kiss it but the monster rejects it
someone looking at a child birth
Fat American with an American flag
ironic, since i just took my SAT's about an hour ago
A man covered in soot, wearing blue shorts, enjoying a nice glass of red punch. Cheers!
MustardShark
Sad men alone
a two-headed man is digging for emeralds in an active volcano.
a guy dreaming
A couple at night waiting to get a haircut. While staring at the moon, they thing "Wtf why the fuck are the chairs outside"
'Gooby' dressed as a knight saying "Dolan pls"
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