A mildly unpleased man enjoys the fine taste of a cigarette.

A red onion fights banana.

Mr. Potato Head spraying water out of his dick.

A native of Brazil speaks portuguese but Brazil sucks so nobody gives a fuck.

A fir tree with sunglasses, Jesus asks what's up and it responds "Just hangin'".

A magician casts the "Butt Meteor" spell, he weaves it perfectly and woe is beset upon the world, nary a soul if his evil plan works.

A punk-ass witch burns down someone's hut and runs away, shit that's rude bro.

The mermaid from little mermaid sleeping, she is pretty hot I would do her.

What?? says the Iceman

The letters H-A-W and also a !, aligned in this order, are being peed on by at least 4 guys I think, it's a lot of piss but I'm not sure.

A guy has to decide between buying either a pink duffel bag or a red duffel bag with a little kitty design on it.

A pirate comes to a brilliant conclusion: "SEX!". Later in the year he would come to receive a Nobel prize for science.