Being existential about an existential crisis.
A tiny man commands the automatic doors to open. The doors are unresponsive.
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Steve finally realized his true life's calling after all those years in the mine. After clearing the land, he got a job selling real estate.
stop seducing me with your blue furry ass
blue car runs over dwarf
A duck rides a dragon to brown mountain
Doo-hoo-hoo!
HEY GURLS DID U KNO THAT UR BOOBS CAN SHOOT LAVA???
Tickle tickle dad. Tickle tickle!
A hairy guy licking his ice cream
Orange dude is sad cuz he broke his chair.
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