Cowards do coke.

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9/11 being attempted with flies instead of airplanes. Needless to say, much less effective.

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Gnome named Mave lies on a bench.

A female gets pinned beneath a house after it knocks her off her bicycle.

A blue-musical worm hums a random eighth note.

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