7 year old kid has never seen bad tv reception.

A doll is shocked at its head being removed.

A warrior race of robots have had enough of the Death Star's bullshit.

Finally, you finally have enough pylons.

A poor man is cursing his sudden armpit afros.

A farmer off to harvest the latest meme crop is displeased by his solid gold tractor.

A boy depressed about camping in the woods is about to be attacked by the deadly star-tail rattle snake. He will not survive.

That double rainbow is actually his evil twin! DUN DUN DUN!

A vortex of water slowly swallows up a UFO that made a bad water landing.

"Okay, I put the lime in the Coconut, and then, uh, crap, this is hard."

Notch's last shoutout to his fans as he completes the best work of his life.

"No Dear Sister, you did not get me diagonally. For now, I have become CONNECTED FOURTH!"