tfw you get pulled over by the police and that gun in the backseat and the crack pipe aren't yours.
a piece of crap giving birth to a piece of crap with flies congratulating it or i don't know what this is
There are 2 men looking at each other one has an "idea" lightbulb. Idk what's happening but it looks really cool.
portal
NEW CHAIN
draw a smiling man
woman eating grapes
guy eating orange cereal and gaping at the tv hes watching
spiky snek
monopoly man
A man's house is on fire but he feels indifferent.
A human being playfully throwing popcorn at a friend, except that they accidentally throws a rock instead (morbid).
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