Pearl slams Mayor Dewey harder than Michael Jordan in Space Jam

YOU CLODS!!!

Onion offering Steven pizza, but Steven is suspicious.

Dirk's hat. Just. That's it. Just the hat. It may be a close up of his shirt.

A reader happily sacrifices a piece of his lawn to the gods above him.

Nepeta: Ride the salamander!

Nothing like some good old fashioned JohnDave squiddle love.

Andrew Hussie once again thrives off the denial of his fandom.

Dirk understands that anime is truly an art form.

A bottle of Karkat's finest liquor.

TT: Have you ever looked into the sky without your shades?

Casey says glub and blows a big spit bubble right in your face.