I thought it would be funny.
Mowing the lawn while it's on fire
I have no limbs but I must dance
A CUCUMBER GETTING CUT AND HES AWARE OF THAT
"What is that thing?" she cries in shock and horror.
Popcorn is thrown at someone's head.
Our house. In the middle of the street. Like right in the middle; all the other buildings have to walk around it. And it's pink!
Excessive snowmelt has resulted in dangerous flooding.
Pikashooter
A monster manipulates a corpse like a marionette. It has written "send help" on the sidewalk to attract other victims.
A blue sailboat gives dietary advice (too late) to a dead guy.
A cute little pile of melting sentient ice cream.
An adorable dinosaur goes "RAR" oh no!