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An orange dog thing
owo the newspaper's funnies.
1984: the game console
Just grindin' my kneecap off...
Little known fact: some of the games in the 2002 Olympics in Beijing were played on the sun
Kevin Smith has sex with a shark.
No. Shoe is flying at the speed of light.
an elephant having a gay old time hopping around on his pogo stick
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firer blaz it 420
Ristar before stars were invented
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