Asian Cat speaks English

Spider comes up short on his landing

A flying witch exclaims that she doesn't actually fly.

A horse's Hallowe'en costume

Fat, green people need love too. They just have to pay.

So many Twinkies with black filling watching a snail. As a side note, his friends call him Speedy, but never to his face.

One guy has a gun that shoots a giant block of water, he accidentally hits one of Santa's Elves and misses his intended target, Mrs. Claus

A spoon full of sugar makes the poop go down

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Blue fish sucking back a Cuban

Guy protests war by (a) self-immolation and (b) not giving a fuck.

An average Doodle or Die player