A sperm happily greets the egg, which disappointedly responds "Hey." It does not look forward to this pregnancy bullshit.
a easter egg popping out of it's wrapper
downwards homosuck
bam pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Who is the faggot who wrote "Blackey McBigLips"? Also, why the fuck did you... Anyways, he's gettin' spanked. (Please draw something else.)
It is a very close election with a hot dog in the lead to win.
Pedobear fleeing from a giant green flower that says: "Ima Zeus, mofo!"
Green jelly bean wishes he was a pink jelly bean
A really old Mario. He has a single tear.
The snail says "can you give me a ride?".
A happy piece of birthday cake, armed with phallic looking guns, skiing down a slope.
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