Children's nursery rhymes become elaborate and nonsensical. "Jolly kindergarteners need bees via France unless Hitler's dog grows balls!"
dasani in space with a nebula in the background
your ex's new gf
I've had enough of your shit, mister
A green bird explains to her children that their human father was drowned in the sea.
cheesy ass sunset
Whatever the hell you want
a cat looking at birds
Suck my car pls
santorum
donald trump hates Selena Gomez(he sees her in a bikini)
hell with body parts
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