He eats oats! He squats! He's adored by pink ghosts everywhere! He's all pounds!

Fat American woman (in the foreground), wearing a disturbingly revealing bikini, talks to her visually identical friend (in the background).

Kool-Aid Man

Baby alien vampire swears to it's self after pissing on the carpet.

A man is very sad that he can not hold all of his grapes.

Duck-nose Rosey-lips is too cool for school.

Pink-haired weeaboo loves to eat boxes.

Test-tube Sanic is put on display for all to see. The maniacal professor shouts to the horrified onlookers, "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!"

Steven Hawking escapes pursuit in his tricked-out wheelchair.

A sheep rapes a washing machine. Tragic.

A mountain valley in Norway.

Some guy has a vaginal discharge fetish.

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