Thomas Jefferson.
Bug wonders if he's really into bees, after a bad breakup.
After a hard day of downloading moose porn, Dewey decided to finish his AP English homework.
The green centipede had a good day. He found some decent food, got around the block and met a nice girl. Altogether he was very happy.
Red text is not compliant
A broom doesn't think that it can sweep all the dust on the floor, but the dustpan encourages it on.
man shooting an egg with legs
A frisbee ruthlessly killing a bunch of sentient hamburgers.
Purple sensual dancing monkey.
a basketfull of nothing, thanks easter bunny
"NO!" says man
A man looks at a red convertible and says ¨For the love of ground beef!¨
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