A special edition Pepsi bottle laced with crystal
Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob
"ILL FUCKING TOUCH THE LIGHT IF I WANT BITCH" says the irrationally defiant man after being told to not touch the light
My batman D-Magic, said he had to have it
sunburned baby
two little sausages and one long one
unemployed man dreaming of a job at mcdonalds
Angry lady arguing with a pair of testicles
A happy cat eats a sad onion and cries
No, don't hurt joe, he's a simple man.
Brutal death metal
A hipster
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