For just $79.99 , you also get the preorder bonus "Mans Last Hope", giving Gordon much needed health regen and unlimited ammo. Also voice.
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Calling out someone implying that darkies have souls. Maybe relating to artificial difficulty
Sneaky Chinaman riding Little Boy while shooting
A man taking a piss wonders whether or not how much he likes staplers is a subject worthy of tweeting about
You're a gigantic faggot. Like, holy shit. Even Eggman thinks you're a faggot.
Coconut-man, we have you surrounded! Now drop the Leprechaun and back up against that wall slowly!
You wouldn't download a spaghetti
DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR! How did I get here...
A cat sleeping on a cupcake. That's gay as hell, bro.
Snoo's cat getting inverse upvotes.
Pumpkin jelly.
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