This is a Hater-Free Zone™ by local ordinance.

I brought you these flowers. FROM MY WIFE'S FUNERAL BWHAHA

That kite-eating tree has never been the same after he got out of jail.

Danäe was awestruck by her Jesus-fish-made-out-of-gold car ornaments.

Like interracial porn, but with dice?

Piranha ON NO

Blue was quite pleased with himself after his leg amputation.

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You're a stone cold fox, you know that?

Thing 1 and Thing 2, cracked out, whispering to each other.

Oh, hey! 20 bucks!

The pilot thought this was a good a place as any to drop all that confetti.

Looks like this needle DID pass a camel through its eye!

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