Taking the X out of Xmas
okay bro
Airplanes can swear
the best stocking Ive ever seen
say what in beg red letters
NEW CHAIN
Blue Man Group has a rainbow member now
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"I-I'M WAINTING 4 U..." A stick figure with teary eyes says.
You just landed on my Boardwalk, dickweed. Pay up.
Pants called my phone, why calling my phone pants, i dont even where pants
adventurer with a sword about to fight a
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