A drooling brunette likes food more than people.

New Chain

3 peinguins wearing multicolored hats fall from the sky with bombs strapped to their backs.

New Chain

Once upon a time... suddenly porn.

An orange cat blocks the camera

A sad man films a dog having sex with his wife through a window

yellow and blue letters say F**K SCHOO :) L

A giant green monster shows you his giant green monster teeth who show you their giant green monster coats.

Doodle or Die

Princess Peach having hardcore tentacle sex with a Piranha Plant

Only Crate-Man can save the poor man from drowning... but wait... SHARKS???

A sad bald man shows an angry ginger his mushroom while the drug dealer reveals that she was the bald guy's grandma all along.

Your family is in a Royal Crown bottle.

LOL THE BIDIE DIED HAHA DANCE ON HIS GRAVE DJHUDVBHSJDIJXSKD

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