A yellow flower.

The Hulk is having a rough time in New Mexico thanks to these no good armadillos.

Telephone, it's free, draw something or take the bleeding knife.

A man finds his friends head speared on a pike. He is distraught.

OH SHI- Okay calm down, I just gotta wipe my whole hard drive so no one can find out about my porn.

Kermit the Frog comes out from behind Jake the Dog and eats a blue hotwheels car.

A man pretends to shoot himself in the head with a water pistol. Stop it. Suicide isn't funny. DON'T JOKE ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING PRICK.

Pink girl slurs her speech and winks as she asks if I called. I called Ghostbusters though, not her.

A giant red parasite protrudes from a man's mouth and starts heading for his fine-ass girlfriend.

Feminist tries to push her views on to the general populace. They couldn't care less about her ranting.

That one new pokemon... I guess they tried to make it an otter?

A flower threatens to tase a kidney.